Heīs called john ross and he comes from texas
A stetson hat on his head-some whisky in his glas
He married sue ellen and they live in dallas
sheīs a kind of alcoholic- butīs got a pretty ass
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He says "you dirty bitch-donīt care about you
Make my day i donīt wanna stay
All i want is drink some more and pay for a teenage whore
Well itīs time to sack the petroleum industry
Get the livestock back-and drink another whisky
Letīs go to the ranch and make a big party
Thatīs fun to get drunk whith the ewing family
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Go back home and slap my wife--Porno is a way of life
Thatīs how i used to become rich--Having fun with a slutty bitch
Perverted boy for a porno queen--You know i like to be obscene
The cameraīs on for a sleazy quest-Letīs go just do your best
Iīm working every night--until the morning light
Greatest job iīve ever had
So lie down next to me--Do what i wanna see
Baby-preach love canīt be so bad
Gimme gimme gimme gimme more and more
Want i want i want i wantyou to be my whore
So let me be your porno star